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I do comedy, comics, and write about pretty much most things entertainment related. So that's nice.

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Angelina looked stunning in white:

Pitt cozies up with new wife - hello, hotness!

Another candid moment with the happy couple:

Just flawless! Look at them:

Angelina playfully chases Brad before crushing him in her powerful jaws:

Good luck, you two!

Cousin Orson crushing The Beatles.

Cousin Orson crushing The Beatles.

How good is “X-Men: Days of Future Past,” according to the early reviews?

How good is “X-Men: Days of Future Past,” according to the early reviews?

Today Marvel is releasing “Superior Spider-Man #31,” the final issue of the title, before rebooting it with an all-new “Amazing Spider-Man #1.”

It’ll also mark the 32nd, and final, AR Recap I’ve written for cover of the book (including the one for “Superior Spider-Man #6AU”).

I know it’s the teeny-tiniest little bit of being involved, but it was a huge honor to be a bug-sized part of this era of Spider-Man history. It was an incredible experience to read the scripts in advance, and try my darndest to capture the awesomeness inside. And while I’m sad to no longer be writing those recaps, I’m extremely excited to get to read the best ongoing superhero book ever as a fan again.

So thanks Marvel for this incredible opportunity. And I hope you read the issue! It’s a really good one.

Time To Make The Flowers

PSA: Human Torch is friends with Harry Osborn who’s friends with Spider-Man who’s friends with Lex Luthor.

PSA: Human Torch is friends with Harry Osborn who’s friends with Spider-Man who’s friends with Lex Luthor.

Had to be done.

Had to be done.

The Beverly Hilton Hotel, 9:40 p.m. PT.

The Beverly Hilton Hotel, 9:40 p.m. PT.

Literally any superhero your child can think of!

This amazing picture by Jessica Hyndman is from a piece we put up about Walking Dead. Naturally.

Almost Human, “Simon Says”: Not the best episode of “Almost Human” so far, but this show is still a ton of fun to watch, and looks great. Karl Urban and Michael Ealy are fantastic together. They just need to figure out what to do with Lili Taylor, and they’re set. Watch it if you aren’t, it’s some good, fun scifi.

Gun Machine: Still reading this, still enjoying it. There’s a section I was reading before bed that was so tense, I had to finish before I turned the lights off. That’s good stuff, and Ellis’ characters (as usual) are top notch.

This meme is amazing. Please keep it going. Thank you.

When you’re posting “Things I Liked Today” at 2pm the next day, you’ve got to change the name. Anyway, here’s some things I liked yesterday:

Ms. Marvel #1: As mentioned, I do AR Recaps for Marvel, so got to read the first issue script for G. Willow Wilson’s new series. This is a special one. Really. No spoilers at all, other than it has a beautiful, unique sense of character, and anyone who likes classic Marvel will love this book. You guys say you want different things in comics? This is completely different, and yet surprisingly familiar at the same time. It doesn’t come out until February, but you can reserve it at a comic book shop now. And you should.

Downton Abbey: This show is nowhere near where it was in the first season, but its gone from being a soap elevated by excellent acting and writing, to a soap that looks really good. That’s okay, though: it’s as comfortable as a warm cup of tea.

Masters of Sex, “Catherine”: I’ve been waiting the past few episodes for this show to go deeper, even though I’ve been enjoying it quite a bit; it’s just been slightly surfacey. This fifth episode, though, will rip your heart out, and follows through on all the character relationships and developments so far. The last moment is one of the most gut-wrenching, f-ed up things ever on TV, and it’s just two people standing in a room. No violence, nothing. Just ultimate sadness. Plus, this episode intros Allison Janney as a recurring character! Everything is better with Janney.

Gun Machine: I’m a few pages into Warren Ellis’ novel, but I can already see exactly why it was picked up as a TV series. Like “Crooked Little Vein,” it takes a few pages to get to the premise, taking time to set up its sad sack detective. But when it does get there, the simplicity and cleanness of the idea bowl you over. Really looking forward to getting further into this, as its just getting started.