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‘Ice Castles’ Review for FilmCritic.com

A remake of the 1978 cheeseball classic of the same name, a high school girl and her sweetheart are split up when he heads to college, and she goes off to become a professional ice skater. Their relationship is strained to the point of breaking, but the two lovers are brought back together when a tragic accident strikes her blind. Will she still be able to compete in the national skating competition? Will they fall back in love? Will she be able to be accepted for who she is, now that she can’t see?

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‘Eyes Wide Open’ Review For FilmCritic.com

Haim Tabakman’s new film Eyes Wide Open depicts, with seriousness and a slow intensity, the taboo homosexual relationship between an orthodox butcher and a young rabbinical student in a close-knit Jewish community in Jerusalem. But first, a few amazing and timely Brokeback Mountain jokes:

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‘Falling Awake’ Review For FilmCritic.com

It was a bold choice of writer/director Agustin to create an entire movie just by using a Final Draft template, but it really pays off in the new drama Falling Awake.

In this template, a young [musician] named [Jay] living on the hard streets of the [Bronx] tries to balance his love for [music] and the cold hard realities of life in the ‘hood. When he falls in love with a beautiful woman named [Alessandra], will he choose his relationship, or be drawn further into a life of [crime]?

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‘The Shock Doctrine’ Review For FilmCritic.com

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from every single writing class I took in college, it’s the importance of a good thesis statement. Putting the thrust, the motive, the idea of your piece right up at the top not only serves as a focal point for you, the writer, it also helps the reader understand what point you’re trying to get across in your work, and adequately judge whether you were successful in doing so. Along the way, you’ll also need points to either back up or refute your statement, citing specific examples. All that may seem obvious, but some filmmakers could learn a lot from a couple of remedial non-fiction writing classes.

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’7 Days’ Review For FilmCritic.com

Fun fact about film: if you take Saw and remake it in québécois, it’s still Saw… Even if it’s released in an art house instead of the local cineplex.

Liberally lifting tropes from the aforementioned torture porn series (and its green/grey color palate), as well as Antichrist, The Lovely Bones, and even Silence of the Lambs, Daniel Grou’s revenge drama doesn’t have an original bone in its body. However, with steady direction, strong central performances, and a script that keeps its dialogue light, it may feel like a million movies stuck in a blender, but at least its palatable.

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‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’ Review For FilmCritic.com

If there was an Oscar for “Most Cathartic Fingerbang By Jesus,” The Private Lives of Pippa Lee would have it locked down. Get past that, and the blatant general Oscar… Er… Baiting… By the rest of the cast, and you’ll find one of the Fall’s more engaging surprises.

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‘Old Dogs’ Review For FilmCritic.com

A film review by Critic-Bot 89-A6, as told to Alex Zalben.

As a robot, it is very difficult to find motion pictures that are written, directed, and acted specifically for me. Most mo-pics are far too slow, and include too few elements for a robot audience. A human screenwriter will spend too much time on a subject. We get it! It has been over five minutes! Move on to the next subject!

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‘Mammoth’ Review For FilmCritic.com

With its intertwining stories of family and the connections that bind and tear us apart, Swedish director Lukas Moodysson’s first English language feature evokes the work of any number of filmmakers, in particular Robert Altman (though some have also compared the film to the work of Guillermo Arriaga or Paul Haggis). That’s not to say, however, that Mammoth is derivative. The director creates his own scarily intimate look and feel, replete with naturalistic moments that alternate between sadness and laughter. Unfortunately, it’s the writer half of Moodysson’s profile that betrays him, particularly in the last reel of the film.

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‘Women in Trouble’ Review For FilmCritic.com

Poor Carla Gugino. One of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood, she never fails to make an impression, but just can’t seem to break through to that next level of stardom. Which is a shame, because she seems to be up for anything — whether it involves getting covered in ridiculous make-up in a superhero failure like Watchmen, or getting eaten alive in Sin City. So, it’s so great to see her take center stage in Sebastian Gutierrez’s Women in Trouble. Too bad the movie isn’t any good.

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‘Four Seasons Lodge’ Review For FilmCritic.com

How do you write a mostly negative review of a documentary about Holocaust survivors all getting together to celebrate life in a Catskills colony? You certainly can’t attack the subjects, there’s nothing honorable in that.

So maybe you could talk about the experience of seeing the movie at a screening, and cheekily talk about how the reviewer next to you stole your bottle of water while you weren’t looking, and drank it even though it was already half full. Clearly, he thought they were giving out free half bottles of water they had stored under each seat? And then how that same water stealing reviewer sat so close to you, you thought maybe he should have bought you dinner before the movie, if he really wanted to try and get to second base? Well no, you can’t talk about any of that, because other than making the viewing experience uncomfortable, it doesn’t reflect on the movie at all, so hardly works in a review.

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