“Disgusting Foods With Alex Zalben” - Geoff shot me eating some gross-ish stuff on the downtime from shooting new @elephantlarry videos. This is that video!
Honestly, nothing was THAT disgusting. Just sayin’
The Only Scene From “Topical Tootsie Roll Pop: The Movie”
INT - NIGHT: An abandoned parking garage. Two men, Mr. Owl, and Mr. Boy are standing in the fading light, talking closely.
MR. BOY: How many WikiLeaks will it take to get to the center of this conspiracy?
MR. OWL: One? Two? Three?
[A piano falls on MR. OWL with a sickening “CRUNCH!”]
MR. BOY: [Troubled] I guess the world may never know.
[ROLL CREDITS]
Sketch Time Machine: Pepsi Coke
Because hey, why not, I thought I’d start posting some of my old/never performed/never to be performed again sketches online, with commentary about them. And I will call it, “Sketch Time Machine!” And it will be good. Hopefully.
Year Written: June, 2003
I like sketches that eat themselves, and this one does it nicely. It fizzles a little towards the end, but for the most part, it hits the right notes for the idea. Whether you like the idea or not, of course, is up to you.
Here’s the sketch:
Stefan’s Recipe for Bat
As I mentioned before, I think the recipe Stefan used for the video bat is way grosser than Jerf’s recipe. Why is that?
- Noodles
- Lasagna
- Smoked clams
- Red food coloring
- Canned tomatoes
- Water chestnuts
Clams is why. Yuck. Glad I didn’t have to eat it oh wait yes I did.
From the old Elephant Larry website, Jerf’s actual recipe for how he actually makes the actual bat when we actually perform “Not That Batman” live. Actually.
I’ll see if I can snag Stefan’s recipe for the video bat, because it’s way grosser.
