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“Con Air Rap” - Brand new @elephantlarry sketch! I edited and directed, @solomaniac laid down the phat beats, and Con Air continued to be awesome, as always.

Salty language in this one, so if you want a SFW version, you can watch that here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcfbcHS8ePI

“That’s no moon pie! Oh wait, actually, it is a moon pie.”
Cool Stuff: Star Wars Death Star Cookie Jar | /Film

“That’s no moon pie! Oh wait, actually, it is a moon pie.”

Cool Stuff: Star Wars Death Star Cookie Jar | /Film

Ghostbusters Recut Trailer (via Rothejfunk)

This has effectively convinced me that if they do a remake of Ghostbusters, it should be dead serious.

Look, I’m sorry, but I just can’t accept a Peter Parker with hair that tall, which he doesn’t have in the comic. They’re ruining my childhood, etc!
(Seriously though, where the crap is Gwen Stacy’s headband, you guys?)
First look at Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker - Filmonic

Look, I’m sorry, but I just can’t accept a Peter Parker with hair that tall, which he doesn’t have in the comic. They’re ruining my childhood, etc!

(Seriously though, where the crap is Gwen Stacy’s headband, you guys?)

First look at Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker - Filmonic

POTD: Crashed AT-AT Snow Fort | /Film

There’s a small part of me that wishes this ended with Anne Hathaway ended the part that got cut off with all the screaming, “I’m here to officially invite you to…” with “…a screening of Love and Other Drugs!”

Oh well, I guess this is nice, too.

Anne Hathaway Gives PS22 Chorus an OSCAR Surprise!! (via agreggofsociety)

Wanted to try my hand at the latest meme on the Internet, those great mismatched quotes things, so here goes:

Hm, that’s not it… How about this one:

That’s not quite right either. Let’s try this one:

There we go.

Hey, I got Tim Boo Ba in there! So that’s a win for everyone.

Butting makes me feel good.
Cool Stuff: GhostButters T-Shirt | /Film

Butting makes me feel good.

Cool Stuff: GhostButters T-Shirt | /Film

Doctor Who Meets Star Wars Parody (via Kelvington)

The credits are insanely long, but goddamn, I would watch the crap out of this as a full length movie.

“Black Swan Trailer - Remix” - This movie gets no bones up.

Written by me and Jeff Solomon, Audio by Jeff, Edits by Me.

The Only Scene From “Topical Tootsie Roll Pop: The Movie”

INT - NIGHT: An abandoned parking garage. Two men, Mr. Owl, and Mr. Boy are standing in the fading light, talking closely.

MR. BOY: How many WikiLeaks will it take to get to the center of this conspiracy?

MR. OWL: One? Two? Three?

[A piano falls on MR. OWL with a sickening “CRUNCH!”]

MR. BOY: [Troubled] I guess the world may never know.

[ROLL CREDITS]

This was one of the harder lists I’ve had to put together for AMC. It’s difficult enough to determine what actually is a cult classic, let alone culling ‘em down to ten choices from the decade. So how far off the mark was I? And how close did I get?

What If Movies Were Titled Like Internet Videos?

1. Dumb Detective Doesn’t Know He’s Dead

2. Epic Boat Fail

3. Balloon Chair Adventure With Old Man and Fat Kid

4. Out of Control Dinosaurs Get Owned

5. Facebook: The Movie

6. Midget Drops Ring in Lava - EPIC FAIL!!!

7. OMG! Nerd Makes Out With Own Sister, Fights Dad!

8. GAY!!!!!!!! Cowboys

9. Living Toys Get In Big Trouble in Pre-School [Check out Other Living Toys Videos on Our Channel!!!]

10. Kick-Ass

I’m doing a story for AMC on end credits raps, and while researching, this gem came up, from Dragnet. Woooooooow.