What Happens To Red Hulk’s Mustache When He Transforms? - By Alex Zalben + Josh Kenfield
1. You should check out Josh’s delightful graphic novel Scrooge & Santa, and buy a million copies. Also check out his website, which has a fun bonus cartoon today.
2. This is just a parody strip made for fun, and has nothing to do with anything, really. All the characters are completely the property of Marvel Comics.
3. Apologies to JDW, who I believe made a similar joke to this, and is a rad dude.
4. If for some weird reason you read this, and want to know more about Red Hulk, I highly recommend Jeff Parker’s current, awesome run on Hulk, because it’s awesome, and awesome things are awesome. Here’s a link to the first, new reader friendly trade on Amazon.
“Con Air Rap” - Brand new @elephantlarry sketch! I edited and directed, @solomaniac laid down the phat beats, and Con Air continued to be awesome, as always.
The credits are insanely long, but goddamn, I would watch the crap out of this as a full length movie.
“Black Swan Trailer - Remix” - This movie gets no bones up.
Written by me and Jeff Solomon, Audio by Jeff, Edits by Me.
I Don’t Know What You Are (Sung to the tune of Bruno Mars “Just The Way You Are”)
Her lips, her lips
They both end in fingertips
Her hair, her hair
Is dark and spiky like a bear
She’s so horrible
And I tell her every day
When I see your face
It’s a jumble I can’t place
Girl you’re a monster
And I don’t know what you are
I’m just no good at song parodies. Not looking for sympathy, just my big problem is, I can never get the original out of my head, and end up just aping the rhymes/words from the original, rather than creating my own. It becomes an exercise in find and replace, rather than creation.
So whenever I attempt a song parody, it ends up like the above: a fragment, given up about halfway through. Though sometimes, like this one, they just get stuck in your head, and the only way of getting ‘em out is writing them down.
You’re welcome!
I do comedy, comics, and write about pretty much most things entertainment related. So that's nice.
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