Alex Zalben Dot Com

I do comedy, comics, and write about pretty much most things entertainment related. So that's nice.

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Cell Phone: (347) 742-8562
E-Mail: azalben (at) gmail (dot) com

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BREAKING NEWS: US Centaur Candidate Alex Zalben Is Dead

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US Centaur Candidate Alex Zalben Teams Up With Carrots The Horse!

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US Centaur candidate Alexander Zalben has a message for all his neigh-sayers.


Rumor has it that there may be a Walking Dead movie going into production soon. If so, we’re pretty sure we know what it’s going to be about.

Finally figured out where Tom Hardy’s Bane voice came from in ‘Dark Knight Rises’! Don’t watch if you don’t want the voice ruined for you. Well, more than it already was, I guess.

Foursquare of Thrones

…Because if they haven’t already, someone was going to do it.

Originally, I was going to do the entire plot, but then I decided the time/benefit was a little bit off there. Feel free to add your own “check-ins!” But don’t make this into a mummer’s farce, okay?

"Doctor Who Create-a-Villain Mad Libs"

Hey Kids! Create your own scene where The Doctor fights a brand new villain in just two easy steps!

"Fourth World Problems" - By Alex Zalben and Felipe Arasanz

1. Thanks to Felipe Arasanz for drawing this! You can check out his website here.

2. This is a work of parody, and all these characters are the property of DC Comics. Blah blah, whatever, you know the drill.

3. But seriously, don’t sue me.