The sex position that changed the world.
“God Invents Sex” - I Directed and Edited this one, and everybody did an awesome job, so that’s cool. John Phillips from Trophy Dad and Chris O’Connor from Fearsome subbed in for Stefan and Me, respectively, as I was behind the camera, and Stefan was off at “Acting Like a Giraffe Camp,” I think.
In particular, I love the stuff Jeff did for… The character… Who shows up at the end.
Miley Cyrus is 18 today! Now the only things standing in the way of me having sex with her are:
1) Me getting a divorce.
2) Me in any way knowing her personally, or somehow ending up in some sort of situation where we might meet, talk, and begin a mutual attraction.
3) Her being attracted to me.
4) Us then going on enough dates so that we both felt comfortable taking the next step in our relationship and having sex.
5) Me being even remotely attracted to her.
Also the age difference is kind of a stumbling block, for me at least. I don’t want to speak for Miley. Because I’ve never met her.
