The Only Scene From “Topical Tootsie Roll Pop: The Movie”

INT – NIGHT: An abandoned parking garage. Two men, Mr. Owl, and Mr. Boy are standing in the fading light, talking closely.

MR. BOY: How many WikiLeaks will it take to get to the center of this conspiracy?

MR. OWL: One? Two? Three?

[A piano falls on MR. OWL with a sickening “CRUNCH!”]

MR. BOY: [Troubled] I guess the world may never know.

[ROLL CREDITS]