The way I know I’m super tired? I start using conditioner incorrectly.

Seriously. This has become a great indicator to me of how exhausted I am. Things I have done with conditioner, in the shower, in the morning:

– Not rinsed it out, stepped out of the shower, gotten dressed, and realized my hair is filled with greasy conditioner.

– Rubbed it on my arms.

– Washed my face with it.

– Just stood there while I slowly squeezed it down the drain.

In case it wasn’t clear, this morning I did one of those. Guess which one?

[Ed Note: I actually didn’t do any of these this morning, I did one of them OVER 11 YEARS AGO, but actually I also did one of these this morning: http://elephantlarry.blogspot.com/2005/12/conditioning.html ]